If any of you have been stalking looking at the forums, chances are you'll run into some posts about Calgon. If you don't know what that is, it's an annoying advert that blurts out its slogan "washing machines live longer with Calgon" every three to five seconds. Basically, it's supposed to be this washing machine product that magically removes limescale from the deep insides of a washing machine.
Interesting. Internet Instincts (yes, it's something I've made up) tell me that this person copied and pasted this from a Wikipedia page. In fact, I'll find out now.
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Okay, it looks like I was wrong. It was taken from Calgon's official website. Regardless, I'm surprised that nothing on this spam comment actually got hashtagged.
Y'know, this entire Calgon thing vaguely reminds me of the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life thing. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life pretty much ruined my childhood (and I strongly discourage anyone under 13 years old to read it), but Calgon was already bad. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Calgon was not my childhood.
Contributions to the fame of Calgon are always welcome.
Okay, so it seems like some people called Ollie and Fleur (whoever they are) helped this girl make Calgon famous across MovieStarPlanet. These people are to be treated like royalty for their significant part to play in making Calgon known. Hail them.
Anyway, it seems like Calgon is a little old now, but I decided to make a post about it, anyway. After all, if future people wanted to visit my blog for insight on how humans communicated on the website MovieStarPlanet, they'll need to know this vital information.
May the cheese be with you!
-Cheesy
P.S, Yes, I am showing off my vocabulary skills.
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